I installed it without directions…
I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard
oh my god same
put different colored lightbulbs and youve got yourself a fun time
can you post how to install it this way?
Yes! Please post how to do this!
wow I'm fat
maybe I look ok
I AM PERFECT THE WAY I AM
I'm fucking disgusting I'm losing weight now
I am more than just my weight!
who the fuck cares about anything
I AM SO FAT.
idk curves are beautiful i am beautiful
i hate myself
I’m pretty sure Death and Rory are on a first name basis by now…
Dude, Death is just chillin at home, and Rory will just barge in, shout”I DID IT AGAIN.” Then he’ll grab a soda from the fridge and sit next to Death on the sofa and Death will catch him up on everything that’s happened in the hours since they last saw each other.
Death/Rory = Brotp
When Rory finally dies for real he’s gonna walk in with Amy and say, “Hey death, I brought my wife this time!”
“Rory, what are you doing?”
“Oh, is this Amy?” says Death, standing up from the couch. “I must say, it’s a pleasure to finally meet you, I hope you’ve had a good long life?” and then he and Rory do a man hug full of back slapping and Death’s like “You know where the sodas are.”
I’m sorry but, “you know where the sodas are”
MAKE THIS A FANFICTION
I get progressively uglier throughout the day
Today in a debate I told the entire class the friendzone doesn’t exist and three boys gasped like I told them their parents had died
yes hello this is your pilot speaking and by pilot i mean i read a wikihow on flying a plane once so i guess ill just have to WING it haha just a little pilot humor okie dokie nothing to worry about folks im sure i can figure this out
so we were talking about gender diversity in anthropology and my professor was asking for the definition of each letter in “LGBTQA” and when we got to the A i said “asexual” and my professor says “actually it stands for ally” and i unhinged my jaw and a swarm of locusts flew out of my mouth and attacked every straight person in the room true story
Send these to your Valentine and I guarantee you will get laid probably.
EDIT: I accidentally put “you smell nice” on there twice. It has been replaced with “cute toes”.
You forgot “You fight good”
My god, you’re right!
There, I fixed it. Courtesy of General Li Shang: