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cystersmayhem:

renakat11:

pastycake:

uhttractive:

twerkjakeiscanon:

shattered—colors:

gifs-for-fun:

I installed it without directions…

I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard


oh my god same

put different colored lightbulbs and youve got yourself a fun time

can you post how to install it this way?

Yes! Please post how to do this!

cystersmayhem:

renakat11:

pastycake:

uhttractive:

twerkjakeiscanon:

shattered—colors:

gifs-for-fun:

I installed it without directions…

I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard

oh my god same

put different colored lightbulbs and youve got yourself a fun time

can you post how to install it this way?

Yes! Please post how to do this!

  • me:

    wow I'm fat

  • me:

    maybe I look ok

  • me:

    I AM PERFECT THE WAY I AM

  • me:

    I'm fucking disgusting I'm losing weight now

  • me:

    I am more than just my weight!

  • me:

    who the fuck cares about anything

  • me:

    I AM SO FAT.

  • me:

    idk curves are beautiful i am beautiful

  • me:

    i hate myself

doctordonna10:

call-me-codependent:

kate-barton93:

mooglets:

enochianrage:

inowpronounceyouratandbow:

michelanjell-o:

tardiswanted:

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I’m pretty sure Death and Rory are on a first name basis by now…

Dude, Death is just chillin at home, and Rory will just barge in, shout”I DID IT AGAIN.” Then he’ll grab a soda from the fridge and sit next to Death on the sofa and Death will catch him up on everything that’s happened in the hours since they last saw each other.

Death/Rory = Brotp

OH DUDE

When Rory finally dies for real he’s gonna walk in with Amy and say, “Hey death, I brought my wife this time!”
“Rory, what are you doing?”
“Oh, is this Amy?” says Death, standing up from the couch. “I must say, it’s a pleasure to finally meet you, I hope you’ve had a good long life?” and then he and Rory do a man hug full of back slapping and Death’s like “You know where the sodas are.”

I’m sorry but, “you know where the sodas are”

MAKE THIS A FANFICTION

kittycamp:

I get progressively uglier throughout the day

art-of-whore:

Today in a debate I told the entire class the friendzone doesn’t exist and three boys gasped like I told them their parents had died

kthnxbaiii:

thetalkingpoltergeist:

allisons-y:

flapperwitch:

snorlaxatives:

my school has a confessions page on facebook and

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I’m sorry but

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and this one is just a wild ride

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oh mygod that last story.

This fucking post. Oh my god.

quatral:

askahomestuckfanatic:

I FOUND IT AGAIN YES

i was scrolling and i nearly had a subliminal heart attack when i saw it.

prince-of-the-iron-fist:

ranchdepressing:

now you can buy a hat hat

The irony levels are through the roof.

prince-of-the-iron-fist:

ranchdepressing:

now you can buy a hat hat

The irony levels are through the roof.

lotrlockedwhovian:

pleatedjeans:

ah yes, the majestic Word Bank. [x]

I was having a bad day…I am having a bad day no longer, thanks Tumblr. 

lotrlockedwhovian:

pleatedjeans:

ah yes, the majestic Word Bank. [x]

I was having a bad day…I am having a bad day no longer, thanks Tumblr. 

havemotorcycle-willtravel:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

HOW DO YOU FUCK UP READING CALIPERS THAT BADLY 

havemotorcycle-willtravel:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

HOW DO YOU FUCK UP READING CALIPERS THAT BADLY 

breakingbag:

yes hello this is your pilot speaking and by pilot i mean i read a wikihow on flying a plane once so i guess ill just have to WING it haha just a little pilot humor okie dokie nothing to worry about folks im sure i can figure this out

abomasnow:

so we were talking about gender diversity in anthropology and my professor was asking for the definition of each letter in “LGBTQA” and when we got to the A i said “asexual” and my professor says “actually it stands for ally” and i unhinged my jaw and a swarm of locusts flew out of my mouth and attacked every straight person in the room true story

lookingforitasca:

wolfahaulic:

lookingforitasca:

Send these to your Valentine and I guarantee you will get laid probably.

BONUS:

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EDIT: I accidentally put “you smell nice” on there twice. It has been replaced with “cute toes”.

You forgot “You fight good”

My god, you’re right!

There, I fixed it. Courtesy of General Li Shang:

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hello my lovelies

i wont be on tumblr anywhere near as much anymore. id love it if you sent me stuff while im off, but im sorry. i just cant get on quite as much. please dont get mad at me. im sorry