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bellaateyourmother:

this is the cutest fucking thing ever 

thefrogman:

Reversed GIFs [imgur]

joshmosh415:

I can never stop posting this. The narrow minded bible fanatics that just look at one small thing in the bible then feed the world with their hate over it. At the same time they ignore all the other silly laws made by man they claimed were made by God. These GIFs say it all.

the 2 types of parents when it comes to letting kids stay home from school
  • parent 1 :

    oh you don't want to go to school today? aww it's ok honey you can stay at home if you want :)

  • parent 2 :

    unless u got blood coming out of ur ears u goin 2 school

d0nn0:

clestroying:

barebackinq:

porkrub:

barebackinq:

porkrub:

barebackinq:

during cummies ∩(︶▽︶)∩

No cummies for you tonight kitten now straight to bed with you

(╯ಊ╰) but daddy…im so squishy…it tingles daddy..im sticky..

Use mr fluffy baby until I get home from work and maybe I’ll give you cummies

( ´∀`)Thank you daddy! baby cant wait for cummies!!

wHAT THE FUCK

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haveahiddles:

harryfloorcorn:

WHAT IS YOUR SUPERVILLAIN NAME?

Bow to me, I am the Bible Nazi.
There’s something very weird about that…

ANNOYING BUZKILL

haveahiddles:

harryfloorcorn:

WHAT IS YOUR SUPERVILLAIN NAME?

Bow to me, I am the Bible Nazi.

There’s something very weird about that…

ANNOYING BUZKILL

formerlyknownasemily:

55595472:

eighttwotwopointthreethree:

the-half-boy:

I LIKE IT

I WOULD BUY LIKE A THOUSAND TICKETS FOR THIS

The funniest thing about this is only one of the actors gets drunk and its a different person each night so it isn’t just everyone struggling its everyone else doing their shit and one person fucking it all up it’s BRILLIANT.

I can’t decide which I want more: to be at this or to be in this.

formerlyknownasemily:

55595472:

eighttwotwopointthreethree:

the-half-boy:

I LIKE IT

I WOULD BUY LIKE A THOUSAND TICKETS FOR THIS

The funniest thing about this is only one of the actors gets drunk and its a different person each night so it isn’t just everyone struggling its everyone else doing their shit and one person fucking it all up it’s BRILLIANT.

I can’t decide which I want more: to be at this or to be in this.

boilerdang-chuckleface:

killervanilla:

drwilfredcokepepper:

ghost-anus:

the best pranks are the super harmless ones

like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in  every picture in their house?

Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours

Confuse, don’t abuse ;)

MY NEW MOTTO

edrockbells:

i am that person who constantly jiggles their leg i’m s orry

siderealv:

lord-kitschener:

halcyon-ia:

break the rules

no gods no kings no masters

i am in fucking tears right now laughing at this

siderealv:

lord-kitschener:

halcyon-ia:

break the rules

no gods no kings no masters

i am in fucking tears right now laughing at this

ahopebeyondmyown:

i’m so angry at our culture which makes people (especially girls) believe that there is absolutely no worse thing to be than fat.